Saturday, July 5, 2008

pointers on body language

During these holidays (which i request be cut short) i actually felt wat boredom feels like..........its bad but thats not ma topic here!! to relieve ma self of it i decided to delve into a few books.............one of them was on body language(a borrowed one)............for all those who like readin books you'd know how much better the shared books feel than your own....lol!

So i delved into body language and found a few things worth sharing..............

One of the most common body gestures in a conference room is shaking of hands.Most humans(pls laugh meant to be funny) can snake, i mean shake hands(these typos i tell you!!)inthree prominent ways..

1.palm facing downward,other persons upwards

2.palm facing upwards,other person's downwards

3.both palms verticle facin each other.............

so 1 is when you wanna stamp authority like over your junior,2 is when shaking hands with a prof.(lol maybe on independence day or something)3 when with your friends..........

so what if someone with a less stature poses with 1 kinda handshake??.......do nothing either use both your hands to starighten the hannd or shake the back of the person's palm.......but pls dont straighten with visible force else u be nicknamed a freak!!

ok movin further have ya guys ever observed ppl walking hand in hand(observing ppl is a nice tp)................wanna tell whose the commander and who the slave in the duo..........the one with the leading hand with the palm facing backwards is the one who wld call the shots most of the times!!

Body language from dogs!!??Have ya ever played with ya not so young pup's tail...........might freak u out by trying to bite ya............but as long as its ears are pulled backwards its ok, play with him as much as you can!!............but if he's snarlin and showin his lower teeth better back off!!.........else u might end up with a doc(for some,with acidic blood your pup might have to meet a vet)......

Now if i was with a mic sharin all this stuff with ya guys i'd have a better chance with it...........since during one to one interaction body language plays a part...............if someone u give an advice to listens to it with crossed feet at ankles or crossed arms be assured there's lil will in them to follow it!! better chaange ya course than waste time!! if your audience are lowering their chins while listenin to you they "aint that much into you man"!!try harder!!

ok.....here's an interesting scenario!! u enter a room...........full of ppl maybe a party............an attractive gals there.......u look at her she doesnt hold your gaze.u try harder she looks but soon looks away!!you smile she smiles but a fake one!!(a genuine smile has wrinkling of skin on the corners f the eyes a fake one just shows the teeth!!)...........wanna talk to her?? go try it!!

What tried it??Dint work out?? i know it was rather cold even if there's the april sun out there!! its very important to realize no matter wat!! you gotta take wat ppl communicate non verbally seriously!! u laugh at an angry prof and wat u get is a bad grade............similarly u hit on someone not interested wat u get is......well u know it!!

ok lets say that i enter now, this time the gaze is held for 3 seconds......she looks down........she looks again........and again..................then she looks at you, the chins up,hair on one side, neck slanted................dude wtf shld moa be waitin for....go talk.......a probable date's waitin for moa sometime soon!!!

ok have ya ever wondered why guys have that much more of a wandering eye as compared to gals?? its coz guys have a lesser range of vision than gals..............so while you're lookin at a gal eyes..........she might be looking somewhere else and u wldnt even know that!!

if ya subordinates' not listenin to ya and ya wanna be clear with the message........just do it...........show them the finger!! not the middle one but the index finger lolz

a pointer for gals................a guys talking to you..........he adjusts his tie,his hair his trousers..............just know it he's into you!! And another thing good for the fairer sex is that women have better non verbal communication skills!!

Wanna know whose a lier??

somebody looks u in the eye and answers your inquiry..........u counter ask!! their hand almost involuntarily goes to scratch the nose,chin,mouth.........just take it!!there's something wrong.Come on push them hard and you'll know the truth!!

blogging??

ok so seeing almost all of my buddies jumping into the blogging band wagon including likes of The Big b(lolz for the typo),Amir Khan, and a lil more blokes i thought i might as well wld wanna take a plunge!!
it doesnt feel really a an unfelt feeling writing one, but all my previous stuff in writing has been pretty heavy duty stuff about life with pain and gain and fame and shame being some of the puchlines....lol.......but now i'd like some fun stuff up ma bloggin closet........
getting started then,
thinking about funny and ironic things one of the biggest things(for me) that comes in moa mind is the 'about me' thing on orkut........its kinda funny how most of us have been successful in packaging ourselves in a lil token of objectification. I cant help but feel really pathetic for those bare it all types.........u know like the ones that almost(not really exactly) go like:...."Ma'am i'm a fun loving guy, adventurous,humurous, good person,kewl, dont care kinda, crazy for luv etc......scrap to know me more(lolz)......" and their about me sounds more like Ma'am pls make me your pet( sheesh i mean friend)!!??
back in the days of free scrapbook viewing privilleges i'd see ppl scrapping gals "can we be friends maam", one of ma friends fell in such a category.............went through all series of scraps as the one above written by him into scrapbooks far and beyond him........i noticed one thing all such polite requests went to gals and no guys got them.........so lets conclude either the dude was gay or was looking for gal friends rather than friends who were gals..............which is so much wannabe types!!lol

then coming to another outta anywhere topic.......roadies!!(i hope ul know)ol
anything i do these days i'm like thinkin to maself!!......."wld raghu want a roadies member to do something like that??" and approriate reasoning and counter reasoning wld follow!!
which is kinda really funny for me.............but yea i loved the whole roadies concept and am a big fan of raghu and ranvijay!!